So…I’ve got this arbor Vaugenhausen (sp?) that has been the deck for 2 boards, I wanted to rebuild it so I started sanding and stripping, then fill in the holes with wood filler, sand, clear coat, CF on the bottom, regrip the top, blah blah blah. I got the sanding and stripping done and said frig it, I’m tired.
Later that night, in bed with the wife and she says “why do you smell like vanilla?”. My response, though not carefully considered was accurate. I said “I don’t know, the stripper smelled like orange.”
Approx .05 seconds later I felt a girly punch in the kidney and I was “WTF woman”. Then I realized I didn’t say paint stripper.
So after explaining and realizing my wife is a nut case about some things we had a good laugh, but I don’t think I’m gonna sleep well for awhile .
My girl would have been like, “WHAT did you just say!?”
I would then have .05 seconds to get my story straight!! LOL
LOL, just peed a little. Funny how we can all picture our significant other doing the same thing
“Funny that some of us can picture our significant other doing the same thing”
FTFY: NOT everyoe has a SO
Lol. Nicely done. I would have said that to my wife on purpose just for her reaction… And promptly would have gotten a vicious poking or nipple pinching. Worth it.
The wife and I enjoyed that one too! Mine would have hit me for sure if I did the same.
My wife would have simply exclaimed “Cookie!” with a gravelly mock-angry voice because we call each other Cookie and I joke like that a lot so she pretends to be angry about it.
her: “Why were you late?”
me: “hookers and blow, you know how it goes.”
lol, I dig that. I often reply “My girlfriend wouldn’t do that” when the wife says I cant have cake or spend 20 grand on a boat…but I said the stripper thing with no humor so I guess she thought I was serious, but all is good ).
Haha @mmaner… my uncle bob was a painter and decorater for 40 years and at his retirement party my dad told him “we got you a stripper bob”!
He waited in excitement and a few beers later asked where’s my stripper then martin…my dad handed him a tin of paint stripper lol
I love vanilla smelling strippers, even more when they call me wood filler!
You may have a new Nick name now