The shirt is badass, the busted board, not so much.
I wasn’t hurt, but it was very close, the driver left turned very aggressively into an intersection where I was crossing at a ped-walkway. He wasn’t looking and his wheel brushed against my foot as I hopped back. He only realized we were there after he had run over the board and it had crunched loudly.
The shirt though - it almost makes up for it.