Just skating/skateboard jokes, no BS...everything else gets deleted

What was the skaters last words? Hey dude, watch this!

How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just 1, but it takes 20 tries.

(Kids, turn your eyes of) What does a street skater and a stripper have in common? They both love grinding the rail.

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They both love grinding the rail

hey-ooo!

Hers another one…

What do you call a poorly constructed skatepark? A half-ass pipe

(Bah Doom Tssssssss) :grinning:

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Sometimes I like to watch street league skateboarding to see how the pros wear beanies.

:smile:

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Not really a joke, but I think it can fit here.

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Hang on i got a good one. cough cough

Ahem. OK here goes:

Evolve!

hahahahahah omg i kill me.

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“Evole” ftfy

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What do you call a skater that just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless…

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So a spring salesman walks into a skateshop…

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ROFL…I can’t believe you did that :grinning:

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And they said “bounce fucker!”

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Says to The shop keeper hey wanna try riding a skateboard in a new way? Well the shop keeper wasn’t having it so he…

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What did @longhairedboy’s Mom say to all of us before Thanksgiving dinner?

I hope you all have stretchy belts bahahahaha

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What did Boosted’s girlfriend say when she left for Evolve?

GF: “I’m sorry, but he last 4 times longer”

BB: “You saggy bitch!”

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this board is lit, yo

“How fast is he going???”

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