Just have to ask… Are you swedish?
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I get that a lot, but sadly no…
Hah 
it might have to do with your nickname meaning “12 meter dick”
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Started out as a replacement for cock after getting reported for inappropriate username… found out that it means the same thing just in another language after that 
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not sure what to say here…
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Stop hitting your GF
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Domestic violence via banana is no joke
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