So the the hybrid sloth creatures that staff the post office have started asking me to describe exactly what is in my parcels and told me they would refuse the parcel if I didn’t not tell them exactly what was in there as “nothing prohibited” would not suffice.
Ok - game on!
Next time I am telling them in a very loud voice, “it’s a butt plug training kit containing various sizes of rubber butt plugs designed to stretch the sphincter, no batteries in there”.
But I am going to need more go to non prohibited items to tell them.
I do for stuff over 2kg, but RM are actually pretty good at delivering stuff without needing to spend hours on the phone because stuff has gone missing
I’ve started being asked lately too, it’s because we’re the click queens of the neighbourhood & they’re sick of delivering those little grey Chinese packets…go with the butt plug method but covertly record and post please…subbed
5 speed dildo with interchangeable heads. Full kit with support for half retarded, semi-vicious and omfg you are nuts.
Comes with 5 lube boxes with cold and heat sensation, strawberry, grape, mint, coffee and dry lemon ultra strong.
Washing kit with deodorant…if tha muthafucka is still listening you can actually sell one of Those kits. Take one with you just in case…