What do people say when they see your eskate? I’ll go first. “Is that a boosted board??”
“How long does it take to charge?”
“So it’s just a motor and a battery, that’s it? wtf”
“How fast does it go? How long does the battery last for?”
“Anyone with a free week can make it” “Is that a pencil sharpener on your board” “Why???” “Ruins the point of longboarding”
How does it turn?
My favorite: “Wow, is that electric?”
My fave is “Hey…that’s cheating” lol
“What brand is it?” “How much did it cost?”
“How fast does it go?” like fifty times a day. Like they’re some kind of pro skateboarder and top speed is the most important thing or something.
How fast does it go? I get asked this by car drivers especially.
What’s the range?
Or when I’m on the Carbon GT and people be like (when it’s upside down in a shopping cart, especially, “How long did it take you to make that?”
Like freaking please if I could handmake a carbon fiber board and make it look like this shiaaaat. I just lie and I’m like “a few weeks” because if I say I didn’t make it, I know what they’re going to say next - “How much did it cost?” and I really hate that question
in order of frequency
- how fast does it go?
- how long does the charge last?
- how much is it?
- where’d you get it?
- you built it?
- is it your job?
- you should patent it
less frequently asked
- how long did it take you?
- did you put those lights on?
- will you build me one?
- how much you want for it?
I like it though when people are interested and love sharing
My fav is when people go “OHHH its rechargablee” after assuming that the batteries are disposable
Oh yeah I had a car pull up next to me at a red traffic signal and dude whipped out a huge wad of cash and like “How much do you want for that, right now?” and I would NOT sell it to him, I mean I refused, because I didn’t want to walk 8 miles back home or call a Lyft ha ha
please point them out to me so I can beat their ass for being so stupid
$5k bitch, cash right now
Ha ha actually I told him sixteen grand to get him to leave me alone
“You should build me one”
Lol I would If I knew them, there are some retarded people out there. I would sell my board for 2 grand lol, and id def build someone else a board if they gave me the money, this retarded guy said Ill give you 50 bucks to build me one once
“longhairedboy dot com”
Oh my all-time favourite - “Does it have a motor??”
“It’s got two motors.”