Haha it was an emotional gut punch but my mind diverted into two options:
- Hes lying
- There are bad parents out there
@DeepSeaSwan in all seriousness do you really not let them watch it? If so, how old and what reason did you choose?
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Why not? I am genuinely curious.
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I feel bad for your kids
Your taking away the best part of being a kid
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That’s what they told this guy who road motox
And I was there when this guy crashed attempting a 360backflip
Maybe it won’t be easy, maybe people will laugh at us, spit at us, maybe we will even kill ourselves trying. but when the first ever EMTB Freestyle event is being held at the Staples center in Las Angeles California, or here in my own backyard, you bet your ass it’s going to be because we backfliped the shit outta a 50lb beast of a EMTB. We will call it Dirt Boarding and they will come dusty!!?
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Nice post. Loving watching those crazy bastards. Got a nitro circus crazy 11 y/o and he back flip 360s his kick scooter over concrete. Scary stuff.
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this is freakin awesome! exactly what I am talking about. right up my ally. pelican boxes are tough as nails. that looks built so well!.. I fell asleep mid-post… carried on about my day, bombed some hills in my hood, built a light mount for the eboard… but all day I was dreaming about this BEAST. I even screenshot’d it and sent it to my brother. a new bar set.
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Well heckens, everybody post you EMTB to give this guy some inspiration!!! I probably wont remember posting this, liquor and Sat nights are greatXD 
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Brand new BMX park down the street :
Feel like I need to note this was my first and only time ever going. Still coming for you @rich. Just need to get some proper mtb trucks first 
Skip to 1:52 for the dirt track 
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Thanks bro, it’s a work in progress but I love it.
Ill just post this here… i mean, check out the whole thread too. https://www.electric-skateboard.builders/t/dirt-machine-trampa-holypro-16-ply-vertigo-trucks-superstar-hubs-unik-polaris-6374-150kv-e-toxx-black-direct-drive-vesc-6-12s/45377/763?u=j95hicks
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Thanks for linking 
Yeah that’s my actual limit in jumping my 16kg (35lbs) board. I think I leave the backflips to @DeepSeaSwan
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That’s super impressive dude. Makes me want to get into eMTBing
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@rich your video music is amazing and it makes me really dislike @venom121212 and his whole family for his poor life choices.
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Fuck you we’re throwing down
The only thing you’re throwing down is your masculinity.
Not worth a reply, I got shit to do today
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Haha. Montessori tuition is no joke. I feel your pain!
@mmaner I mean… you asked.
I gave the toon a fair shot, my oldest was watching it until I wised up. I have a 12 yr old daughter, a 3 yr old, a 1.5yr old, and a newborn… it really pertains to the eldest lol… unless of course I wanted to start filling my toddlers brains with nonsense. Graphics are done by a talented kindergartener. The context is done buy a group of adults… goes right on with family guy, Simpsons, etc… its to doop parents into thinking adult situations are for kids too! “they can handle it!”…“dont be so close minded.”… im not saying its a good show or a bad show, not much of a witty toon guy anyways, im saying that its not up to TV to expose or not expose my kids to shit! I think that a little knowledge goes a LONG way before my kids watch anything. Straight up :
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In the episode “What Is Life?” a brief scene shows the Ice King (a character that liked kidnapping princesses) reading what appears to be a nudie magazine on his bed. There are also heavy undertones of procreation in this episode, including claims that the Ice King’s lightning bolts made him the “father” of a robot they revived.
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In “Burning Low”, Jake explains to Finn the “15 Tiers” of a relationship where tier 1 is “hugging”, tier 2 is “smooching”, tier 5 is “looking at her fifteen-feet beautiful stomach” and tier 8 is “touching her horn for the first time” (however this was said thinking of Lady Rainicorn). Then Finn asks about tier 15 and Jake says “stay away from that!”.
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In one episode, Finn and two other people are naked with logs covering their crotch. The log moves up and down as the characters walks or move. The original design had beavers instead of logs, but this was changed due to CN censorship.
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innuendoes!: Cake increasing in size and explicitly shaking his giant butt (“Bad Little Boy”), Finn putting spaghetti in PB’s mouth (“To Cut a Woman’s Hair”), Finn following a female getting into a shower (“Marceline’s Closet”) and some characters playing “games” in a bed (“Love Games”). Also, Hunson Abadeer’s design looks like human genitalia, as the own crew recognised.
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Jake made a “special” video for his girlfriend Lady Rainicorn as seen in “The Pit”. In one episode, she’s pregnant, and in another episode we see their five children.
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Finn and Jake play to put the finger in things in the episode “Five More Short Graybles”. Even BMO does a suggestive gesture while wanting to “stick their fingers into ‘these holes’”, refeering to the controllers.
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In the episode “Blood Under the Skin”, Finn crosses the Swamp of Embarrassment, where there are a lot of curtains with a lot of people having a shower and with their parts covered (some offscreen). Finn is called a pervert and he repeats that he is not, and a man says “My most private parts seen by a boy!” and “my privates!”, that are said twice in that episode. At the end he comes completely embarrassed with a red face.
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The episode “All the Little People” is full of suggestive content; this includes Finn investigating about how the little people interact with others. This episode was banned in CN Latin America.
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Lady Rainicorn and Jake is set-up for “seven minutes in heaven” by Finn. He places them inside a closet.
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In the episode “Breezy” there are a few innuendos which include the implication of LSP made it with Finn (she says things like “I know all about your dirty deeds” or “I didn’t wait infinity for a dip in the kiddie pool! We’re taking this to the deep end!”) or Breezy calling herself “a virgin queen bee”.
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Ricardio the Heart Man threatens to cut out Bubblegum’s heart and make out with it. He is also an implied rapist.
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In some episodes looks like Jake enjoys with his feet being licked (“Another Way”). Even in an episode (“Freak City”) he says to Finn that “he’s too young to understand” that.
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In the Tree Fort where Finn and Jake live, can be seen on a wall a ripped image of an apparently naked woman. However, according to a crew member of the show, it represents “a woman in a crappy snapped bikini”.
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Verbal innuendo is somewhat more frequent and includes references to prostitution (“I wanna watch you two do things… for this bag of money”), penetration (VCR tapes go into BMO’s “butt”, Ice King saying “holes are holes”), genitalia (“someone hit in the boingloings”, “only good babies get sassages”, mention of the word ‘virile’), seduction (Tree Trunks and LSP trying and calling themselves “hot” or “sexy”), rape (the whole plot of “Hug Wolf”), bondage (“I kinda like bein’ tied up in these cords. Kinda freaky!”), etc.
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Some songs also contain references to “having babies”; one of them has the following lyrics: “Come on! Give it to me! Don’t flaunt it if you’re not gonna give it up!”
Its not Rocket Science. the producers of this show have an agenda, and its not considerate of kids at all. rating this show PG made me interested. This is the same list I gave to my daughter of why we dont choose to watch it. NEXT PROGRAM. we can’t even pretend the options are limited.
F. what did I get myself into??
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